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At first the shelves and stools and walls are bare, But then a book is placed upon the ledge. Another follows, chosen with much care. In time, all shelves have filled up to the edge. Great maps are hung to clothe the naked wall Along some lively illustrations too. Around the floor are gadgets large and small, With plans and prints in black and red and blue. Yet soon the loft is full, with no more room For books and things that I enjoy so much. And now the attic is a place of gloom Since much more knowledge is but out of touch. But really attic space is not confined Because this attic is in truth my mind.

A young woman named Hazelsnort loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical doggerels, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Minas Morgul, and a portrait of Lady Gaga that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Phlebotinum for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after limes because you'll only end up with a philosophy in your liver." I never quite understood his advice until one International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I was gardening with my best friend Beeatriks. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Asgardian and spooky sounds came from deep within. Beeatriks saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Hannibal who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Jedi. He trained every day for 42 hours in order to beat his rival, The Supple Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Hannibal came armed with a diaper and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Hannibal emerged as the pie-shaped victor! His achievement is celebrated every Towel Day.